Crazy Cattle 3D 2025.04.27

I HAD FOUR HOURS OF HOMEWORK


What is Crazy Cattle 3D?

The game Crazy Cattle 3D (henceforth referred to as CC3D) is a single-player battle royale in where you play as a sheep attempting to be the last surviving one in a fixed map, it has 3 levels which you can unlock as you play, you go from the fields of Ireland to the sand dunes of Egypt and finally to somewhere in the middle of Sweden.

The game is stupidly popular on TikTok despite having only been released on the 12th of this month, theres even a mod which adds poland and plays “Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)” by Cypis, also known as the “Polish cow song”.

Why am I So Obsessed?

I had 1 hour of free time with my chromebook after completing the CAASPP Math Test or whatever it is called, I remembered the game, searched it up, and started laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Best Metas

A “meta” or “metagame” is a set of strategies, tactics, or just whatever helps you win at a particular game, me and my friends always say as a joke, “new meta: <Continuous Verb>” such as gurting, warting, gooching, etc.

D3deez and I have identified some metas that can be used in CC3D.


1. Spinning

Just spinning in one direction continuously.

2. Back Strafing

Spinning backwards.

3. T-Boning

Crashing into another sheep.

4. Clustering

To join multiple other cattle into running over each other.

5. Counter Spinning / Reverse Counter Spinning

To spin in orbit with another cattle and break their way.

6. Headbutting

Headbutting opponents.

7. Parrying

To headbutt opponent, back up last second, and “break check” ‘em.

8. Chain Drifting

To drive forward while alternating between left and right very quickly.